All the shit you wish you had the balls to say

When a totally random person insults someone you hate…

the-absolute-funniest:

New friend!!!

laughing-to-myself:

i own the ones the guy is wearing and i guess ima hafta to buy #dicklessvixen the other pair

digitallysuperficial:

smokeouts:

I found this on my old blog. Thought I would share it. I love this GIF, I can’t stop smiling whenever I see it.

/dead

dandanmanikin:

This!

I…JUST….CAME!!!!!!

amieleighluna:

goodgonegirl-:

gollumpanties:

I was a huge weepy mess.

Me last night.

I was a big weepy mess LONG before this scene

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

10knotes:

fordlepka:

teacher:

other kids:

me:

I’m memorizing this just to use it against a teacher ;)

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